The New Alphabet

The New Alphabet
A's for arthritis
B's the bad back
C's the chest pains
Perhaps car-d-iac

D is for dental decay and declineE is for eyesight, can't read that top lineF is for fissures and fluid retentionG is for gas which we'd rather not mention

H High blood pressure--We'd rather it lowI For incisions with scars you can showJ is for joints, out of socket, won't mendK is for knees that crack when they bend
L 's for libido, what happened to sexM is for memory; we forget what comes nextN is neuralgia, in nerves way down lowO is for osteo, bones that don't grow

P for prescriptions. We have quite a few
Just give us a pill and we'll be good as newQ is for queasy, is it fatal or fluR is for reflux, one meal turns to two

S is for sleepless nights, counting our fearsTis for Tinnitus; bells in our earsU is for urinary; troubles with flowV for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know

W for worry, NOW what's going 'roundX is for X-ray, and what might be foundY for another year we are left here behindZ is for zest WE still have -- in OUR minds

We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed

The New Alphabet

The New Alphabet

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